Walkin' down the street just the other day Saw a horde of zombies stumblin' my way Should I stay or should I run? All I got is this light gun... G was dyin', saw his blood in the street Next to some hungry monsters who were cravin' some meat Tried to save a woman and her boyfriend too Said, "I'm sorry. There was nothing we could do." Saw zombie owls and zombie eels Zombies throwin' barrels, even drivin' some wheels When we arrived at the center square A big fuckin' zombie with no head was there It's the House of the Dead- House of the Dead number 2 House of the Dead 2 isn't even in a house; it's in Venice. We were happy that we made it to a boat Started feelin' cocky, even tellin' some jokes When through the water, straight toward us came Another pack of zombies hungry for our brains... (Oh shit!) So we killed some zombies and we killed some more Then we killed more zombies waitin' at the shore Killed a giant zombie with a broken heart Thought that it was over but it was just the start Headed underground and found some more undead And a dragon zombie with too many heads Went to the coliseum; on the Telescreen Goldman told us all about his evil scheme For the House of the Dead- House of the Dead number 2 House of the Dead 2 isn't even in a house; it's in Venice. n00b (with light gun): Alright- I'm kinda low on health. Experienced Player 1 (with light gun): You can shoot a health pack. Experienced Player 2 (with controller): Yeah, since they're hidden in certain places and stuff. EP1: And it could be in the crate. Just make sure you don't kill any innocents. n00b: Oh, okay! EP2: Yeah, and if you save enough you gain health. EP1: It's true. EP2: Alright, I'm outta bullets. EP1: Just shoot off-screen to reload. Or you can mash A and B at the same time and you can kill somebody and reload at the same time. EP2: That's like cheating, though, I feel. I mean, it seems unfair. n00b: Why did you shoot that little kid?! EP1: I'm sorry. EP2: He jumped out of the door. That wasn't really his fault. It's okay. n00b: We're not gonna make it through. There's no way. We don't have enough health. EP1: Haven't we seen these bosses before? Why are these the same bosses? EP2: That's just lazy programming, man. That' such- oh shit! ~~~**~~~THE MAGICIAN~~~**~~~ We blew his ass too pieces, then we ran inside Thought that we'd get further but instead we died In the House of the Dead- House of the Dead number 2 House of the Dead 2 isn't even in a house; it's in Venice.

Walkin' down the street just the other day Saw a horde of zombies stumblin' my way Should I stay or should I run? All I got is this light gun... G was dyin', saw his blood in the street Next to some hungry monsters who were cravin' some meat Tried to save a woman and her boyfriend too Said, "I'm sorry. There was nothing we could do." Saw zombie owls and zombie eels Zombies throwin' barrels, even drivin' some wheels When we arrived at the center square A big $#%@in' zombie with no head was there It's the House of the Dead- House of the Dead number 2 House of the Dead 2 isn't even in a house; it's in Venice. We were happy that we made it to a boat Started feelin' cocky, even tellin' some jokes When through the water, straight toward us came Another pack of zombies hungry for our brains... (Oh $#%@!) So we killed some zombies and we killed some more Then we killed more zombies waitin' at the shore Killed a giant zombie with a broken heart Thought that it was over but it was just the start Headed underground and found some more undead And a dragon zombie with too many heads Went to the coliseum; on the Telescreen Goldman told us all about his evil scheme For the House of the Dead- House of the Dead number 2 House of the Dead 2 isn't even in a house; it's in Venice. n00b (with light gun): Alright- I'm kinda low on health. Experienced Player 1 (with light gun): You can shoot a health pack. Experienced Player 2 (with controller): Yeah, since they're hidden in certain places and stuff. EP1: And it could be in the crate. Just make sure you don't kill any innocents. n00b: Oh, okay! EP2: Yeah, and if you save enough you gain health. EP1: It's true. EP2: Alright, I'm outta bullets. EP1: Just shoot off-screen to reload. Or you can mash A and B at the same time and you can kill somebody and reload at the same time. EP2: That's like cheating, though, I feel. I mean, it seems unfair. n00b: Why did you shoot that little kid?! EP1: I'm sorry. EP2: He jumped out of the door. That wasn't really his fault. It's okay. n00b: We're not gonna make it through. There's no way. We don't have enough health. EP1: Haven't we seen these bosses before? Why are these the same bosses? EP2: That's just lazy programming, man. That' such- oh $#%@! ~~~**~~~THE MAGICIAN~~~**~~~ We blew his @$$ too pieces, then we ran inside Thought that we'd get further but instead we died In the House of the Dead- House of the Dead number 2 House of the Dead 2 isn't even in a house; it's in Venice.