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Growwwler
02:23
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weeeeeEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL...
Sean has got a growler
Don't know if he done drank it all
Yeah, Sean's still got a growler
He's whippin' out one of his balls
He's sending text messages
To all o' his exes
I think he gone and drank it all.
Jesse's got the Riesling
His state is lookin' critical
Got two bottles of Riesling
And the talk's gettin' political
When his wrists start floppin'
You know he ain't stoppin'
The good time's turnin' cynical
Well hey we're drunk on wine and growlers
Singin' Journey with a wobbly dance
(Don't stop believin'!)
We're drinkin' whiskey, bourbon, white zin
The air is filled with broooooooomance
Now we're whippin', floppin'
Broin', wobblin',
Weeblin', squeeblin'
Grumpin', slumpin'
Rockin', sockin',
you know we ain't stoppin'
Flipper was my favorite Hollywood dolphin
(REST IN PEACE!!!)
I think we gone and drank it all.
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Wingmen
02:42
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I just got a phone call
Jerry needs a wingman
He says he's at the gay bar
We're goin' to the gay bar
Wingmen at the gay bar
We roll up to the gay bar
We stroll into the gay bar
We're hangin' at the gay bar
We'll be bangin' at the gay bar
Wingmen at the gay bar
Women at the gay bar
Straight women at the gay bar?
We were wingmen at the gay bar
Now we're creepin' at the gay bar
(Creepy at the gay bar)
Wingmen at the gay bar
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Dedükated Edükator
02:52
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elephent disembowelmant sans mayo
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Dinosaurus
03:27
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When I was drivin' up 95
I couldn't believe my road-worn eyes
What is that? I don't know!
Up ahead in the road!
Couldn't believe that it was so
I could barely make it out amidst the smoke
A mass of muscles, scales and bones
As big as a tower, as tough as a stone
A reptile of considerable size
And all around him, people from the news
Askin' him things like what he planned to do
And he said something so unkind
He said,
"You had all sealed your fate
When you accepted the first state
And now it is time to die!"
Dinosaurus,
Don't destroy us
Please go back to your prehistoric life
In 2116 we'll build a time machine
And then we can meet you back in time
We were taken by surprise
By how much Dinosaurus despised
A state that we all hated too
We said, "Look,
I know that this might come as a shock
but everyone else thinks Delaware sucks!
It's a state with a Napoleon complex
And you can't even get a hooker like you can in Rhode Island!"
Dinosaurus,
Don't destroy us
Please go back to your prehistoric life
In 2116 we'll build a time machine
And then we can meet you back in time
He looked at us as though perplexed
Let out a big roar like Tyrannosaurus Rex
And told us that we had no hope
He said, "They charged me 20 dollars in tolls
There's nothing but malls here and credit card assholes
And this place smells like a pterodactyl's shit."
I said, "I ain't never smelled pterodactyl shit
But leave us alone and we'll take care of it
You can't blame us all for this terd
on the butthole of a beautiful country!"
Dinosaurus,
Just one more chorus
Beggin' you please to spare our lives
We'll build a new a machine
To cleanse our country
Of this shitty fuckin' garbage heap with nothing to offer
Dinosaurus,
You stand before us
And threaten to take all of our lives
But you gotta believe us
I swear to Jesus
We're ready to get rid of Delaware tonight
Dinosaurus,
You're enormous
And we're all intimidated by your size
In 2116 we'll build a time machine
And we can buddies until the end of time
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6. |
A Moor...Eh?
02:36
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I know you can never do anything
But I love you
I know you'll never amount to anything
But I love you
You're a massive failure
And I don't know why I love you
But I do
It's true
I know your mother made a big mistake
When she gave birth to you
Can't believe you've lived to be this age
But I love you
You're totally worthless
And I don't why I love you
But I do
It's true
You're totally useless
And I don't why I love you
But I do
It's true
I know that your life ain't worth anything
But I love you
And I know that I don't know everything
But I definitely know that's true
Your life is meaningless
And I don't why I love you
But I do
It's true
There's nothing you can do to make you mean a thing to anyone at all and when you're dead there will be a party and the world will make a holiday for the day you died for you
(You're not worth anything at all to anybody in the world but I know that I love you)
For you...
(I love you...)
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Be Aggressive, Charlie!
01:55
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There's something I've been meaning to say
Been thinking about it since the very first day
I met you, but I didn't know how
To put into to words until now...
You love me and you want my nuts in your mouth
(Put your nuts in my mouth!)
Love me and put these nuts in your mouth
You love me, yeah-ahhh
You say that I need to bathe more
You say that I need to shave
You say that I need to bathe
But baby true love just don't look hygiene that way
You love me and you want my nuts in your mouth
(Put your nuts in my mouth)
Love me and put these nuts in your mouth
You love me, yeah-ahhh
I say here's a big tip
After work do you want a lift?
You say if this wasn't my job
I'd kick your ass for being such a perverted slob
You love me and you want my nuts in your mouth
(Put your nuts in my mouth!)
Love me and put these nuts in your mouth
You love me, yeah-ahhh
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Misplaced Manatee
02:45
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There's a good chance that it might happen
It might not happen right now
If you keep your eyes open
Things in life work out
So you tell me that your puppy
Was bitten by mutagenic a clam
And he morphed into a monster
Who destroyed half of Brimingham
So you drove to Alabama
To rescue poor old Spot
Got pulled over on the highway
And the cops found all your pot
Now your sittin' in a jail cell
Prayin' for your pup to arrive
And break you out of prison
Before you do hard time
There's a good chance that it might happen
It might not happen right now
If you keep your eyes open
Things in life work out
So your neighbor killed your azaleas
And chopped down your favorite tree
Even after you told them,
"A substantial portion of the root structure was on my property."
And every time you have company
They file some complaint
And you're pretty sure they hit your car and
Tore off half the paint
So you're praying for a Godsend
(Oh, Lord!)
Like a terrible disease
E-coli or Ebola
Or cancerous testes
That spreads throughout their body
(Whole body!)
In less time than a week
While they're out on vacation
To Oahu, Hawaii
And they git hit by a tsunami
And it washes them away
Where they get eaten by a manatee
Who poops them out in Grizzly Bay
And the poop gets stuck to a tire
Of a dirty old dump-truck
That smears it all over the highway
Yeah, that just might be enough
Well, there's a good chance that it might happen
It might not happen right now
If you keep your eyes open
Things in life work out
Yeah, If you keep your eyes open
Things in life work out
Yeah, If you keep your eyes open
Things in life work-
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10. |
Anamnesis
03:43
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Looking back on things
I love everything,
The good and bad times,
The fun and sad times
All seem comforting
Everybody's view
Of the past is skewed,
We look back on things
And our memory
Has a rose-tinted hue
In Whitinsville on rocks,
or Ohio theme parks,
I grew a moustache
But now it's June and
I had to shave it off
In Cabins on Cape Cod,
In Jamie and Kippy's garage,
with Stu and Zumi,
Whiskers and Puffy,
with frogs in tiny ponds,
Silly hat birthdays,
Student written plays,
The Golden Package,
The Manilow Men,
And 85 North Main
Life's a crazy show
And I hope that you know
How much this all meant
To me my good friends
But now it's time to go
We had good times with our friends
But all good things must end
The good and bad times
Given enough time
Everything will end
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Grey Milk Athens, Georgia
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We are natives of New England and currently base our
operations out of Athens, GA.
We're part of Nobody's Favorite Records and The Branch Collection: two obscure, amorphous groups of folks who collectively pool our efforts of creativity- primarily those of the musical variety. These monikers give us the appearance of added legitimacy.
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